August 2001 page one

Fisher Price's "My First Earrings". Actually, they belong to her Mr. Potato head.

Would you believe these pajamas are 30 years old? They used to be mine. The blanket she uses is also mine, but I tell her that the blanket is only on loan!

Barely two years old and already homeless and living alone in her bus.

Another case of having more fun with the box than the toy that came in it? Nope, the box ate her.

I win another dollar. Debi said she couldn't fit in the box.

I saw this beauty salon sitting outside on somebody's deck and they begged me to get rid of it. Done.